You made me cry and you don't even care
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I understand Curling. That high.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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