bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
