Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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