you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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