Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
