YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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