i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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