8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
this just has baby written all over it
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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