He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think my moral compass just broke
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