3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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