It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
