Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
