Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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