My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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