The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
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