I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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