Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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