I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I don't think brook has ever known best
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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