I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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