D3 body, D1 cock
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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