We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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