Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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