So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just google imaged poop.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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