Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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