You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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