I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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