i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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