it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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