You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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