Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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