I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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