i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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