That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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