No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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