One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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