At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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