when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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