just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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