Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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