Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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