I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaÃt comercial?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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