i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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