Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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