I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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