Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Randomize
