Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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