If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
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