Already got asked if we're dating
Pants 0. Shit 1.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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