Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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