We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
