It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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