that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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