Ambien. No doubt about it.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
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well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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